Friday, May 12, 2006

Freedom is Slavery

Following recent news stories about the further infringement of civil liberties by the great dictator of the land of the free. I decided to check out the website of the agency behind the controversy, the NSA. They have a kids site called 'The Cryptokids' with a whole host of great friendly characters, including:

Crypto Cat

Crypto cat is involved with preventing the great leaders information from reaching the liberal media who's unpatriotic mission is to prevent freedom and the American way. Any member of the liberal press who leaks information of how the great one is protecting our freedoms by listening in on our communications is aiding the terrorists.

Decipher Dog

Decipher Dog is charged with the task of protecting the freedoms of the people of America by listening in to 'carefully selected' citizens conversations to ensure that people can sleep safely in their beds. Sometimes, this may involve 'inadvertantly' listening in on innocent civilians personal communications, but this kind of 'collateral damage' cannot be avoided at a time of war. Remember people, war is peace.

"Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter."
Martin Luther King Jr. (1929-1968)