Breaking News
At aproximately 13:00 yesterday, perimiter security at Teapot HQ was breached by an organic weapon equiped flying terror vehicle (otherwise known as a wasp), briefly raising the alert level to "Panic Stations". The threat was countered by the purchase of a new high tech counter terror system (A can of Raid).
The threat has now been eliminated and the alert level has been lowered to "Crikey".
Thank You
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In the midst of troubled times humor is of great value. My wife also issues wasp, bee, and spider alerts.
I enjoyed your blog and I think of band of blog readers did too. I think some of us will be back. Everyday we put up a new link. People who visit it and put the words Dr. John in it get really cute but worthless JCPOINTS. Every Monday there is a drawing for worthless prizes. You are invited to come along. By vertue of putting the name Dr. John in your comment yesterday and your comment on my blog you are now the not so proud owner of 7 JCPOINTS.
Thank you. I'm looking forward to gaining worthless points
oh this is too funny and so typical. I remember telling my american friend that no matter what tragedy is going on the first thing soemone asks is: "want a cup of tea".
Amen to this - by far the most useful response to world events that i've seen so far...
For small invaders, you might try a better-smelling aerosol, like hairspray. I also used air freshener before I got hooked on Febreze.
Obviously not trying to make too serious a point, but having read my previous post you might have though so ;-)
Luvvit!
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